Welcome to the Train Wreck that is My Life

18 December 1952
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I'm an old (I refuse to keep changing the numbers -- do the math yourself. Thanks!) fat gay guy who's Jewish and left handed. How's THAT for an introduction? :)

In case you haven't noticed, I like to laugh..... sometimes even when I should be crying. However, the best defense is a strong offense, and well, some people might find me defensive, and some might find me very offensive..... of course, I just hope you enjoy reading about my life and getting to know me.... and I hope to get to know YOU, too :D

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How bad does it suck?

Let me guess... you're being insightful, and making people think. My ass you are.

Take the meme at t3knomeme

You should be dating a Sagittarius.
22 November - 21 December
Your mate is frank and open, optimistic and honest.
Though the Archer can display bouts of
argumentative, impatient and critical
behaviour, he or she is extremely adventurous
in bed.

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Found this cool link while rummaging through LJ:

Your Birthdate: December 18

You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause.
You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too.
Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others.
You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress.

Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years

Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities

Your power color: Crimson red

Your power symbol: Snowflake

Your power month: September

As near as I can figure it, either my parents lied to me about my birthdate or I was born on the wrong day. Or something.

And for the latest entry in the WTF department:

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OK, eventually this will get so long with all the crap I have on it, I'll probably break the internet, but tough noogies :)